manzin:

luminousinsect:

kamikame-cosplay:

Zombie Walk Prague 2014 by Josef Rarach… so fucking epic and awesome!!!

normally against reblogging things this cosplay-ish, but holy crap!

Jeeeeeeesus H.
manzin:

luminousinsect:

kamikame-cosplay:

Zombie Walk Prague 2014 by Josef Rarach… so fucking epic and awesome!!!

normally against reblogging things this cosplay-ish, but holy crap!

Jeeeeeeesus H.
manzin:

luminousinsect:

kamikame-cosplay:

Zombie Walk Prague 2014 by Josef Rarach… so fucking epic and awesome!!!

normally against reblogging things this cosplay-ish, but holy crap!

Jeeeeeeesus H.
manzin:

luminousinsect:

kamikame-cosplay:

Zombie Walk Prague 2014 by Josef Rarach… so fucking epic and awesome!!!

normally against reblogging things this cosplay-ish, but holy crap!

Jeeeeeeesus H.
manzin:

luminousinsect:

kamikame-cosplay:

Zombie Walk Prague 2014 by Josef Rarach… so fucking epic and awesome!!!

normally against reblogging things this cosplay-ish, but holy crap!

Jeeeeeeesus H.

manzin:

luminousinsect:

kamikame-cosplay:

Zombie Walk Prague 2014 by Josef Rarach… so fucking epic and awesome!!!

normally against reblogging things this cosplay-ish, but holy crap!

Jeeeeeeesus H.

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Kinky Questions - go!

  • 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
  • 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
  • 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
  • 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
  • 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
  • 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
  • 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
  • 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
  • 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
  • 10: Top or bottom?
  • 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
  • 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
  • 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
  • 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
  • 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
  • 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
  • 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
  • 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
  • 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
  • 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
  • 21: How big is too big:
  • 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
  • 23: Biggest turn on:
  • 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
  • 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
  • 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
  • 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
  • 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
  • 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
  • 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
  • 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
  • 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
  • 33: What your favorite part of your body:
  • 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
  • 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
  • 36: What do you wear to bed?
  • 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
  • 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
  • 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
  • 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
  • 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
  • 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
  • 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
  • 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
  • 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
  • 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
  • 47: Most attractive celebrity?
  • 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
  • 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
  • 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
  • 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
  • 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
  • 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
  • 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
  • 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
  • 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
  • 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
  • 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
  • 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
  • 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
  • 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
  • 62: Do you watch porn?
  • 63: How small is too small?
  • 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
  • 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
  • 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
  • 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
  • 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
  • 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
  • 70: Booty or Boobs?
  • 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
  • 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
  • 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
  • 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
  • 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
  • 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
  • 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
  • 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
us-the-teens:

im following anyone that reblogs this.
no, you don’t have to be following me and yes i will really follow you.
doing this as an experiment then deleting this post at the end of summer.
Hoping to be following over 10,000 blogs by the end of august :)

us-the-teens:

im following anyone that reblogs this.

no, you don’t have to be following me and yes i will really follow you.

doing this as an experiment then deleting this post at the end of summer.

Hoping to be following over 10,000 blogs by the end of august :)

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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6livevil6:

Awe god has identity issues. How cute.

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lolfactory:

Nevermind, We’re All Going to be on Fire
☆ funny tumblr

lolfactory:

Nevermind, We’re All Going to be on Fire

☆ funny tumblr

radical-vibration:

itsmemacleod:

kidxforever:

jamarcoaaronshaw:

cyborgboi11:

go dumb and disregard ur differences

This is beautiful.

This is what we need to promote

the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week

Om goodness

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savanna:

roman-numerals:

yiffstrider:

amporeon:

terraparticle:

amporeon:

IMPORTANT: So they had these cards in the women’s restrooms at this doctor’s office that I was at. I’m really happy that they put them in there because it makes it easier for a woman to escape an abusive relationship without the abuser expecting anything. It gives me hope when I see things like this.

Oh yes, because women are never abusers.

I never said that they can’t/ aren’t. I’m well aware that some women are. I was just trying to talk about a positive thing that I found in a restroom. Don’t turn my post into something that it’s not. God fucking damn it, it’s like you can’t talk about something positive on this site without someone trying to ruin it or twist the original posters words.

Thank you so much for the positive post, and the VERY true words at the asshole commenting on your post. This is the exact reason why I don’t like this website sometimes. Christ.

If you have to qualify Situation A with “but Situation B happens, too,” do you actually give a shit about Situation B? Or are you looking for ways to derail Situation A?

^

Knowing both Situation A and B happen and in such a post someone only pays attention to A is it not normal that some people get the idea that B is not important to you? Ampereon shouldn’t have used any gender in her/his comment. And Terraparticle should not have commented in the way he did.  savanna:

roman-numerals:

yiffstrider:

amporeon:

terraparticle:

amporeon:

IMPORTANT: So they had these cards in the women’s restrooms at this doctor’s office that I was at. I’m really happy that they put them in there because it makes it easier for a woman to escape an abusive relationship without the abuser expecting anything. It gives me hope when I see things like this.

Oh yes, because women are never abusers.

I never said that they can’t/ aren’t. I’m well aware that some women are. I was just trying to talk about a positive thing that I found in a restroom. Don’t turn my post into something that it’s not. God fucking damn it, it’s like you can’t talk about something positive on this site without someone trying to ruin it or twist the original posters words.

Thank you so much for the positive post, and the VERY true words at the asshole commenting on your post. This is the exact reason why I don’t like this website sometimes. Christ.

If you have to qualify Situation A with “but Situation B happens, too,” do you actually give a shit about Situation B? Or are you looking for ways to derail Situation A?

^

Knowing both Situation A and B happen and in such a post someone only pays attention to A is it not normal that some people get the idea that B is not important to you? Ampereon shouldn’t have used any gender in her/his comment. And Terraparticle should not have commented in the way he did. 

savanna:

roman-numerals:

yiffstrider:

amporeon:

terraparticle:

amporeon:

IMPORTANT: So they had these cards in the women’s restrooms at this doctor’s office that I was at. I’m really happy that they put them in there because it makes it easier for a woman to escape an abusive relationship without the abuser expecting anything. It gives me hope when I see things like this.

Oh yes, because women are never abusers.

I never said that they can’t/ aren’t. I’m well aware that some women are. I was just trying to talk about a positive thing that I found in a restroom. Don’t turn my post into something that it’s not. God fucking damn it, it’s like you can’t talk about something positive on this site without someone trying to ruin it or twist the original posters words.

Thank you so much for the positive post, and the VERY true words at the asshole commenting on your post. This is the exact reason why I don’t like this website sometimes. Christ.

If you have to qualify Situation A with “but Situation B happens, too,” do you actually give a shit about Situation B? Or are you looking for ways to derail Situation A?

^

Knowing both Situation A and B happen and in such a post someone only pays attention to A is it not normal that some people get the idea that B is not important to you? Ampereon shouldn’t have used any gender in her/his comment. And Terraparticle should not have commented in the way he did. 

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